The Sass, However, Is VERY Real

I’m playing with my three-year-old niece, and she’s playing kitchen, meaning she’s bringing me stuff on her toy plates, and I have to pretend to eat whatever she’s proclaimed is on the plate.

This has been going on for some time, and I was getting kinda bored, so when she brought me a chicken, I started to pretend that I was choking on a chicken bone.

She just looked at me and said in a dispassionate tone:

Niece: “Uncle, don’t be stupid. It’s not real.”

CORRECTION: Narrative tense and speaker title misspelling have been corrected.