The Sad (Pro)State Of Customers

| Right | July 5, 2017

(On my way to throw out a broken hanger, I pass by a table with stacks of folded shirts. A teenage customer flags me down, picks up a stack, and grins.)

Teen: “What would you do if I dropped these all over the floor?”

(I calmly wave the sharp end of the broken hanger at him.)

Me: “Do you enjoy having a prostate?”

(He looked at the hanger, looked at me, looked at the hanger, then put the shirts down carefully and walked away.)

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