The Sacrifices You Make For Family
(My parents are in the middle of updating their first floor.)
Me: “I need to use the restroom.”
Mom: “You’re not going upstairs, are you?”
Me: “I can use the bathroom down here? But it doesn’t have a mirror!”
Mom: “What are you planning on doing in there?”
Me: *deadpan* “Ritual animal sacrifice. I have a goat I’ve been holding onto.”
Mom: *doesn’t miss a beat* “You’ll have to do that outside. We just got the floors redone.”
Me: “You never let me do anything!”
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