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The Rule Deep-Ends On How Cute You Are

, , , | Right | February 25, 2010

(A man and his son are swimming in the pool. The boy’s mother is sitting in the viewing area until she approaches me. Policy states that proper swim-wear must be worn, i.e. no t-shirts.)

Mother: “How can you discriminate like this!”

Me: “I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about, ma’am.”

Mother: “You won’t let me go swimming with my boy! Look how happy he is. I want to share that with him!”

Me: “You can go swimming as much as you’d like. You just have to put a swimsuit on first.”

Mother: “Exactly! Look at me! I can’t find a suit that would fit me!”

Me: “Why, I’m sure that’s not true. I get mine at [Local Sporting Goods Store] and they come in many different sizes.”

Mother: “Yes, but none of those are cute!”

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