The Royal Kiss-Off
(There was a really long line at the convenience store I work at. A female customer at the back of the line was calling out to me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir, I’d like to purchase this item.”
Me: “Um… there’s a line of about 10 people in front of you. You have to wait for them.”
Customer: “But I don’t want to!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “This is an outrage! I’m a queen!”
Me: “…of where?”
Customer: “Oompaloompaland!”
Me: “Um… sorry to break it to you, but Oompaloompaland only exists in books.”
Customer: “That’s it!” *storms out*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
