The Root Of This Conversation
(While out to eat, the topic of what foods are vegetables comes up. These are just some of the food items that we bring up.)
Brother: “Is watermelon a vegetable?”
Me: “No. Lettuce is a vegetable.”
Dad: “Really? Is lettuce a vegetable?”
Mom & Me: “Yes.”
Me: “What would you classify lettuce as?”
Dad: “Cow food.”
Brother: “Tomatoes?”
Mom: “Yes, well… it’s technically a fruit.”
Me: “It’s a fruit that identifies as a vegetable.”
Mom: “Like avocados. And cucumbers.”
Dad: “Avocados are fruit; they grow on trees. Like apples and oranges.”
Mom: “What about nuts?”
Brother: “Are nuts a vegetable?”
Me: “No, nuts are nuts.”
Brother: “Potatoes?”
Me: “They’re a root.”
Mom: “Like carrots.”
Me: “Or onions, though onions are more a spice thing. Like garlic.”
Mom: “Also a root.”
Me: “Parsnips?”
Mom: “Those are disgusting.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?