The Rock Was The Only One NOT In It

Friend: “What was that movie about the guy who was trying to complete his rock collection?”

Me: “Uh, doesn’t ring any bells?”

Friend: “Seriously? You dragged me to see it! It made no sense, and it was like three hours long, but I remember the rocks.”

Me: “I really have no idea what movie you’re talking about. Is anyone famous in it?”

Friend: “No one I remember. Oh, wait, the guy was purple.”

Me: “The rock collecting guy was purple?”

Friend: “Yeah.”

Me: “Are you talking about The Avengers?!”

Friend: “Yeah! How come you forgot about it when you’re the one who dragged me there?!”