The Return Of The King Jedi

(I’m trying to make new friends, so I’m talking to a new girl who’s sitting next to me.)

Me: “So, my friends, among other things, call me Frodo.”

New Girl: “That’s from Star Wars right?”

Me: *laughing* “No, he’s from The Lord Of The Rings. But that would be an awesome cross-over.” *pretending to be Theoden* “FALL BACK TO THE KEEP! THE STORMTROOPERS ARE COMING!” *goes back to normal voice* “Actually, don’t worry. They won’t hit anything anyway.”

New Girl: *starts laughing*

Me: *pretending to be Pippin* “The Millennium Falcon’s coming! We’ve won this war!”

(I have now ‘educated’ her on The Lord Of The Rings!)