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The Reds Are Going Green!

, , , , | Right | July 12, 2022

Customer: “I want an indoor plant that I don’t have to water.”

Me: “Well, cacti don’t need much but—”

Customer: “No, I don’t want to water them at all. What can I get?”

Me: “Without dying? I would recommend plants made of polyethylene or polythene.”

I know I am being a smarta**, but I get in trouble when I simply recommend plastic plants.

Customer: “And can I get these plants that are native to the US? I don’t want any foreign plants, especially ones from China!”

Me: “In fact, I think they’re exclusively from there.”

Customer: “This is why the communists are winning!”

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