The Reds Are Going Green!
Customer: “I want an indoor plant that I don’t have to water.”
Me: “Well, cacti don’t need much but—”
Customer: “No, I don’t want to water them at all. What can I get?”
Me: “Without dying? I would recommend plants made of polyethylene or polythene.”
I know I am being a smarta**, but I get in trouble when I simply recommend plastic plants.
Customer: “And can I get these plants that are native to the US? I don’t want any foreign plants, especially ones from China!”
Me: “In fact, I think they’re exclusively from there.”
Customer: “This is why the communists are winning!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
