The Red Wedding Cake Is A Lie

, , , , , | Related | November 15, 2015

(Mom is working on a crossword puzzle. My sister and I are fans of George R.R. Martin’s “Song of Fire and Ice” books and have read all of them, and we’ve watched most “Game of Thrones” episodes.)

Mom: “This answer doesn’t make sense.”

Me: “What is it?”

Mom: “The clue says, ‘Realm of Robb Stark from Game of Thrones with “the”.'”

Me: “North.”

Mom: “But the answer says ‘icing’ and the other words are right.”

Me: “Let me see that.” *reads puzzle* “Oh, the clue about Robb is number 30. ‘Icing’ is the answer to the one next to it, see? 29 says, ‘It might say, “Happy Birthday”.’”

Sister: “King of the North!”

Me: “King of the Cake!”

Sister: “It’s not wedding cake, is it?”

Me: *mock horror* “No!”

Sister: *wiggles eyebrows* “Red velvet wedding cake.”

Me: *more dramatic mock horror* “Nooo! Not the red wedding cake!”


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