The Reasons Keep Piling Up
I’m standing at the end of my register, as we’re supposed to do when we don’t have customers. A man approaches.
Me: “Hi, there. Ready to check out?”
I gesture toward my register.
Customer: “Yup.”
He unloads his groceries and pulls his phone from his pocket to show me.
Customer: “I just got my first smartphone. How cool are they?”
Me: *Smiling* “They are pretty cool.”
Customer: “Hey, what’s your last name?”
The cashier at the register behind him turns and gives me a “WTF?” look.
Me: *Pauses* “Why?”
Customer: “I want to add you on Facebook.”
Me: “Um, I don’t have one.”
Customer: “Seriously?”
I give a small, uncomfortable laugh.
Me: “Seriously.”
Customer: “How is that possible?”
Me: “I don’t want one.”
Customer: “Why? What are you hiding?”
Me: “If I told you that, it would defeat the purpose of not having one, now, wouldn’t it?”
Customer: “Oh. I guess so.”
The rest of the transaction is silent. When the man is out of earshot, the cashier at the next register shakes her head.
Cashier: “What a creepy little weirdo.”
Me: “And that’s another reason I don’t have a Facebook.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.