The Range Of A Home Wireless Router Is Kinda In The Name

I’m working tech support and get a very angry guy. This is during the pre-mobile internet days.

Caller: “Why won’t my home wireless router cover me in California?!”

Me: “Because you’re in Texas, sir.”

Caller: *Livid.* “So I can’t even use it on the plane from Texas to California?”

Me: “Best I can guarantee you is the end of your front yard.”

The caller was NOT happy!