The Rain In Maine Now Falls Mainly On The UK

, , , , | Right | November 21, 2018

(I grew up in Maine but recently moved to Wisconsin. I’m waiting on a table.)

Customer: “Your accent is interesting. Where are you from?”

Me: “New England.”

Customer: “Oh, like London? Did you ever get to see the queen?!”

Me: “Um, no. New England. Specifically Maine.”

Customer: “I had no idea Maine was in Britain.”

Me: “It’s…” *sigh* “I’ll go get your drinks.”

(They were in their fifties.)

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