The Quotable Works Of Jack And Hitler
Coffee Shop | Right
| March 9, 2016
(The coffee shop I work at offers 10 cents off if you guess what book the daily quote comes from. Today’s quote is lighthearted and optimistic. A young teenage girl comes in with her father.)
Girl: *excitedly pointing* “Hey, I know that!”
Me: “Do you? What is it?”
Girl: “How I Did It by Jack the Ripper!”
Me: *taken aback* “Umm… no, that’s not it. Sorry, honey.”
Girl: *disappointed* “Oh… Mein Kampf?”
(She didn’t manage any more guesses before she burst out laughing. Her father hadn’t been in on the joke and was very relieved!)
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