The Quickest Way To A Man’s Heart

| New York, NY, USA | Romantic | December 6, 2011

(My boyfriend and I are finishing our meal, and he tells me what he thinks of his food.)

Boyfriend: “You know what I love?”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “Avocado. Know what else I love?”

Me: “What else?”

Boyfriend: “Eel! Know what else I love?”

(He then looks at me as if the answer to this question should be extremely obvious.)

Me: “Me?”

Boyfriend: “That, too. I was actually going to say soy sauce, though.”

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