The Quickest Route To An Argument

| Romantic | December 3, 2011

(My family is getting ready to head to our cousin’s house for Thanksgiving. My parents are planning the route.)

Dad: “So, if we take this route–”

Mom: “Does this even matter? You have the GPS, and whenever I tell you what turn to make, you don’t believe me.”

Dad: “Yes, I do!”

Mom: “No, you don’t. You keep referring to the GPS!”

Dad: “Fine! We’ll just use the GPS tomorrow!”

(He playfully smacks mom with the handful of maps and runs.)

Mom: “You’re going to get it tomorrow in the car!”

Me: “What are you going to do to him?”

Mom: “If and when he asks me what turn to make, I’m just going to tell him ‘recalculating’.”

Me: *laughing* “Oh my god, you’re terrible!”

Mom: “Hey, I love your father. But he’s got to learn that hell hath no fury like an angry woman.”

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