The Quandaries of Laundry
(I am straightening a rack of clothes when I overhear two customers.)
Customer #1: *examines the tag on a shirt* “It says ‘Hand Wash Only.’ If I buy this, could I borrow your hand washer?”
Customer #2: “I don’t think I own a hand washer.”
Customer #1: “Darn!” *puts the shirt back and walks away*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?