The Purple Flower Eater
Manager: *answering phone* “[Complex Manager]’s office. This is [Manager].”
Resident: “Someone dug up my flowers! The purple ones! It’s because purple is the gay color. They think I’m gay, and they hate me, so they dug up my flowers!”
Manager: “Slow down, [Resident]. Who dug up your flowers?”
Resident: “People who hate me because they think I’m gay!”
Manager: “O… kay. When did you plant these flowers?”
Resident: “Yesterday. I had that row of white flowers, and I planted the purple ones in between. It went white, purple, white, purple. But they only dug up the purple ones!”
Manager: “Did you do anything special when you planted the purple ones?”
Resident: “Well, yes. I put some fish pieces in the soil because I heard that it was supposed to help the plants grow.”
Manager: “… [Resident], I think that raccoons dug up your flowers to get at the fish.”
Resident: “What? No, that can’t be. Raccoons are very respectful of nature. They wouldn’t do that.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.