The Power To Express-o
(My boyfriend has just sent me a text message. I hate coffee, but my boyfriend adores it.)
Boyfriend: “I wrote you a poem! It’s about coffee!”
How I love my coffee,
How it fills me with life.
How it soothes my heart,
How it calms my soul.
How it awakens my senses,
And makes me feel warm.
Oh, [My Name],
My coffee is you.
Me: “Aww, thanks. But I am not coffee.”
Boyfriend: “But I made it sound so good!”
This story is part of our Poetry roundup!
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