The Power Of Celebrity Is Nothing Compared To The Power Of Caffeine

A famous singer comes into our coffee place and orders a drink. We’re in an area of California where you would see a lot of celebrities.

Me: “That will be [total].”

The singer seems to be shocked that I have charged her.

Singer: “Don’t you know who I am?”

Me: “Yes, you’re the person holding up my line by refusing to pay for your drink. Beyond that I don’t care.”

I didn’t last long after that.