The Poster-Boy For Stupidity
(I work in a frame store and a customer calls us.)
Customer: “Hi there, I’d like to find a frame for a movie poster I just bought.”
Me: “Sure! What’s the size?”
Customer: “Oh you know… poster-sized.”
Me: “Sir, I need to know the specific dimensions of the poster. Like, some standard poster sizes are 27 by 40, or 24 by 36.”
Customer: “Yea! That’s it! 27 by 36!”
Me: *sighs* “Hold, please…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?