The Plane Stays Up But The Passenger Just Crashed And Burned

Passengers get a choice of two hot meals and invariably we run out of one choice as we get to the back of the plane.

Customer:
“I will have the chicken.”

Me:
“Today I can offer you the beef stir fry.”

Customer:
“But I want the chicken!”

Me:
“The chicken option has all gone, but I can offer you the beef.”

Customer:
“No blanket, no pillow, and now no choice! Do you have anything I ask for?!”

Me:
“Yes, ma’am, we have manners.”