The Pizza Place Equivalent Of “Check The Back”

, , , , , | Right | July 12, 2019

Me: “Thanks for calling [Pizza Shop]; how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I was wondering what seafood toppings you have besides anchovies. I hate anchovies.”

Me: “Unfortunately, sir, anchovies are our only seafood topping.”

Customer: “WHAT?! SO, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE ONLY TOPPINGS YOU HAVE ARE THE ONES LISTED ON YOUR WEBSITE!?”

Me: “Uh… yes, sir, we only have the toppings listed on our website.”

Customer: “THAT’S BULLS***! What about the other menu that only the employees eat from?”

Me: “Sir, we all eat from the same menu that you do. There is no secret menu; I apologize. Would you like to order something from our actual menu?”

Customer: “NO! I just want seafood toppings from your other menu. Screw this. I’m buying a steak.” *click*

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