The Pirates Got A Little Lost

(My family is watching a movie that follows multiple pirates in the Caribbean Sea. One of them states they are sailing for Tortuga. I turn to my mother and ask if she knows where Tortuga is. Let it be known she is geographically challenged, and the Caribbean is in the title of the movie.)

Mom: “It’s… in this movie!”

Me: “No, no, Mom. Where in the world?”

Mom: “Is it in the… ocean?”

Me: “Well, yes, but where?”

Mom: “The Mediterranean!”

(Cue my family laughing and her face filling with embarrassment after she realized her mistake!)