The Pilgrim’s Lack Of Progress
(Once a month, we close the clinic early and go out to lunch as a group. I haven’t lived in town very long when we go to a local restaurant called the Mayflower.)
Coworker: “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?”
Me: “Pilgrims!”
Coworker: “Huh? That’s a joke. The answer is ‘June bugs’.”
Me: “Oh, I had heard that joke differently. Hey, look at these placemats with the story of the Mayflower on them: ‘Once upon a time, there were people called Pilgrims?’ Do they think we’re in first grade or something?”
Coworker: “I don’t know this story.”
(I tease her, thinking she’s kidding.)
Me: “Were you asleep during social studies in elementary school?”
Coworker: “Hey, we’re not all as filled with USELESS KNOWLEDGE as you are, okay? Sorry if I concentrate on actual important stuff and don’t know about this PILGRIM business!”
Me: “Um, I’m sorry.”
Coworker: *changes the subject* “This weekend, I’m going to visit my family!”
Me: “Oh, that sounds fun. Are you very close?”
Coworker: “To be honest, not really. Ever since I got my college degree, they don’t want to talk to me because I’m so much smarter than they are!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?