The Pig Calling The Cattle Black
(My then-wife and I are in the midst of an argument.)
Me: “Look, you moody cow –”
Wife: “Don’t ever call me that! No human being should ever be compared to an animal, you male, chauvinist–”
(She stops suddenly. Knowing what she is about to say next, I chime right in.)
Me: “Pig?”
Wife: *laughs*
(Although we’re no longer together, we didn’t split up for another five years.)
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