The Pig Calling The Cattle Black

| Romantic | November 25, 2011

(My then-wife and I are in the midst of an argument.)

Me: “Look, you moody cow –”

Wife: “Don’t ever call me that! No human being should ever be compared to an animal, you male, chauvinist–”

(She stops suddenly. Knowing what she is about to say next, I chime right in.)

Me: “Pig?”

Wife: *laughs*

(Although we’re no longer together, we didn’t split up for another five years.)

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