The Pen-Pushing Of Crimes
(My sister runs into the car after depositing a cheque into the bank.)
Sister: “I just stole from the bank.”
Me: “What?!”
Sister: “Will I get in trouble?”
Me: “Uh… ya! How much did you take?”
Sister: “A pen!” *bursts out laughing*
Me: “GET OUT!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?