The Pen Is Mightier Than The Gourd

| Learning | January 16, 2016

(Our teacher, a funny but very unorganised man, is trying to squeeze his notes on the blackboards where two other teachers have already written. Just at the beginning of that semester, every classroom has gotten its own visualising projector camera.)

Me: “Sir, won’t you use the projector camera instead? Here, I’ll give you a sheet of paper.”

Teacher: “Awesome, thank you!”

(He sits down and begins to rummage through his bag, then looks up at me.)

Teacher: “[My Name], you also have to give me a pen.”

Me: *baffled as to how a teacher could not have a pen with him* “Why?!”

Teacher: *pulls a pickled cucumber from his bag* “I cannot very well write with a cucumber.”

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