The Pearly Hyperbaric Chambers
(I work in a clinic where we study the effects of medications on people. Upon check-in, we confiscate any items that could disrupt the study. I’m returning a pair of ankle weights to a participant; we had to remove them so he wouldn’t work out during the study.)
Me: “Here are your items.” *hands him ankle weights*
Participant: “Can I put them on now?”
Me: “Sure.”
Participant: *sits down and straps on weights* “You know why I wear these?”
Me: “…to build muscle?”
Participant: “So I don’t get the bends when the rapture comes!”
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