The Parenthood Of The Missing Pants
(We have finally succeeded at potty-training our three-year-old son. However, he hasn’t quite gotten the concept of pulling his underwear and pants back up before leaving the bathroom yet. Our latest argument happens when he simply REMOVES his clothes from the waist down and decides to wander around the house.)
Me: “Come on, [Son], you cannot wander around the house half-naked!”
Son: “Why?”
Me: “It’s a rule. Daddy doesn’t wander around the house half-naked, does he?”
Son: “Yes, he does!”
Me: “…okay, good point. But Mommy doesn’t, does she?”
Son: “Nooo…”
Me: “Right. So be more like Mommy and put your pants back on!”
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