The Pains Of Being A Cyborg
(I have two 18-inch long titanium rods in my back from a scoliosis surgery when I was a teen.)
Me: “Ugh, my uterus hurts.”
Boyfriend: “I thought you said computer for a second.”
Me: “My computerus hurts.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?