The Other Three Billion Were Immaculate Conception
(A girl in high school has gotten pregnant. I overhear a discussion about her.)
Girl #1: “It was so stupid of her to get pregnant. You know she didn’t even use a condom or birth control?”
Girl #2: “Why would she use a condom?”
Girl #1: “Because she needs them? I mean, sperm? Pregnancy? Hello!”
Girl #2: “Are you stupid? Sperm don’t cause pregnancy!”
Girl #1: “Are you stupid? It does too! Like, 50% of pregnancies are caused by sperm. I know. I took sex-ed already.”
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