The Other Three Billion Were Immaculate Conception

| Learning | September 2, 2013

(A girl in high school has gotten pregnant. I overhear a discussion about her.)

Girl #1: “It was so stupid of her to get pregnant. You know she didn’t even use a condom or birth control?”

Girl #2: “Why would she use a condom?”

Girl #1: “Because she needs them? I mean, sperm? Pregnancy? Hello!”

Girl #2: “Are you stupid? Sperm don’t cause pregnancy!”

Girl #1: “Are you stupid? It does too! Like, 50% of pregnancies are caused by sperm. I know. I took sex-ed already.”

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