The Other Cider The Argument
(Both my mum and I have electronic tablets. We are sitting together reading each other things from the Internet.)
Me: “Mum, do you think if you watered an apple tree with apple juice, it would be like cannibalism?”
Mum: *not paying attention* “That would be like the end of the world! Everything would implode. Don’t you ever do that!”
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