The Other Bane Of Bookstore Clerks Everywhere
Customer: “I’m looking for a book.”
Me: “I can help there! Is there anything specific you want?”
Customer: “It’s blue.”
Pause.
Me: “Okay? Can you tell me anything else about it?”
Customer: “It’s a blue book.”
Me: “Do you know who wrote it? Or even it’s about? I can have a look.”
Customer: “No! It’s a blue book!”
I go and actually lift one of any book that has a blue cover.
Me: “Is it any of these?”
The customer looks through them.
Customer: “No. I can’t believe you don’t know which book I want.”
The customer left.