The Original Low Blow

CONTENT WARNING: Dark Humor

Some friends and I are together playing video games. One of the player characters kicks another player character.

Friend #1: “D*** you! That’s playing dirty!”

Friend #2: “I kicked you fair and square! Just like I kicked that pregnant woman, once.”

All of us stop playing and look at our friend.

Me: “What the f*** is wrong with you?!”

Friend #2: “Chill, I was in the womb, mother-f******!”

We banned him from talking for the rest of the game.