The Organic Panic
Our juices are all listed as ‘organic’ on the menu.
Customer: “Do you have any juices that aren’t organic?”
Me: “No, all our juices come from the same supplier, who are 100% organic.”
Customer: “Ugh. I don’t wanna drink that organic juice, it might be contaminated with all that stuff.”
Me: “Stuff?”
Customer: “Like, dirt and bugs and s***. Organic means it came right out of the ground, so I don’t want all that. It just ain’t natural.”
She ordered a Diet Cherry Coke.
