The Oracle At Register Five
(I’m helping out a backup cashier as he checks a customer out.)
Me: “Corn is 4078.”
Coworker: “Thanks!” *punches it in* “What are the melons?”
Me: “4050.”
Coworker: “Thanks!” *punches it in* “What’s watermelon?”
Me: “4032.”
Customer: “What’s the winning lottery numbers?”
Me: “If I knew that, I wouldn’t be working here!”
Customer: “It was worth a shot.”
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