The Opposite Of A Bucket List

Coworker: “There are three things I hate about working in this store.”

Me: “Like how the customers gather around the deli at 6:59 pm like zombies waiting for the poor guy on shift to go around and put the half-price stickers on the chickens?”

Coworker: “Okay, so there are four things I hate about working in this store…”

They continued to do their department rounds, and as they looped around the store, they came back my way and I overheard them speaking to another coworker.

Coworker: “Okay, so there are nineteen things I hate about working in this store…”