The Only Thing They’re Gonna Find Is The Exit
Bad Behavior, Editors' Choice, Impossible Demands, Movie Theater, Teenagers, USA | Right
| March 20, 2023
A teenage girl comes up to me at the customer service desk.
Customer: “Do you have any phones in the lost and found?”
Me: “Possibly. What kind of phone have you lost?”
Customer: “Oh, just list to me the ones that you do have, and I’ll let you know if I want it or not.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?