The Only Right Being Violated Is The One To A Safe Working Environment

, , , , | Right | October 6, 2018

(I am currently working as a ticket seller for an international boat show. Aside from their tickets, customers need to be stamped just in case they want to go in and out of the venue. Everything is going dandy; the flow couldn’t be any more perfect. That is, until an old man in his mid- to late sixties comes up to my coworker’s window:)

Coworker: “Good morning, sir! What will it—”

Customer: “DO I HAVE TO GET MY HAND STAMPED? I FIND THE THOUGHT OF GETTING INK ON MY SKIN DEEPLY AND HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!”

Coworker: “Um… I’m sorry, sir, but—”

Customer: “THERE HAS TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS!”

Coworker: *clearly flabbergasted by his hysterics*

(Luckily, my supervisor stepped right in before the man went berserk, and everything was sorted out pretty quickly. I hope he didn’t give the ticket scanners another earful about his deep, dark fears.)

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