The Only Reason To Read Anyway
(A young teenage girl has been standing perplexed looking at the front covers of two books, “Twilight” and “Vampire Diaries”.)
Me: “Having trouble finding a book?”
Customer: “No, I’m just trying to work out which of these has the best sex scenes in them.”
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