The Only Kind Of “Straighteners” That Work
(I have extremely curly hair, which is the thing most people notice and remember about me. I am also a closeted woman-loving-woman who has told only a couple people.)
Me: *putting away fabric with coworker* “Hey, [Coworker], I just realized something I can say.”
Coworker: “What?”
Me: *shoves a bolt of fabric away and grins* “My hair is straighter than I am.”
Coworker: *laughing* “Oh, my. Yes, it is. It most certainly is.”
Me: “Wait, I did tell you before—”
Coworker: “Yeah, you mentioned your girlfriend before.”
Me: “Okay, I forgot if I did.”
Coworker: “I’m just going to make sure that you stay far away from any hair straighteners now.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?