The One Time That Joke Is Appropriate

My husband and I were at the local homebrew supply store picking up supplies. I found a shirt to replace one I had had previously. It rang up at $0.00, so my husband said:

Husband: “Cool, it’s free!”

Me: “No, it’s gotta be about $25. That’s what it was last time.”

The manager was called over, and after everything was said and done, he actually did give it to me for free, even though I tried to pay for it!