The Offend-O-Bot 3000 Strikes Again
(An old man walks into the lobby.)
Me: “Hi, how are you doing?”
Customer: “Everyone I can.”
Me: “…”
(The customer pulls out a cigar, lights it, then ashes it on the counter.)
Me: “You can’t smoke a cigar in here.”
Customer: “That’s what she said.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
