The Odds Are Ever In Their Favor

(Recently, I’ve started seeing somebody. He’s gotten me stuck on a TV series.)

Me: “Oh god, it’s so suspenseful! It keeps me at the edge of my seat!”

Him: “Doesn’t it? That’s why I kept watching; you’ve just got to know what happens next!”

Me: “Yeah, but there have been way too many moments where I’ve wanted to cuddle something because it’s so… well, you know… gripping!”

Him: “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!”

(Yeah, he’s a keeper.)