The Odd Couple Meets The Old Couple

(I am on the couch with my husband cuddling after an exhausting day at work.)

Me: “Honey, you know those old couples I see at work all the time? The ones where the old man makes bad jokes and keeps yanking the money out of my reach and the wife just sighs and mumbles that she can’t take her husband anywhere?”

Husband: “Yeah, what about them?”

Me: “Can we be that couple when we grow up?”

Husband: “Love, we are that couple!”