The Number One Thing I Learned At Camp
(I am about eight or nine years old, camping away from home for the first time.)
Me: “Excuse me, can I ask where the bathroom is?”
Counselor: “Number one or number two?”
Me: “I don’t know. Whichever one’s closer?”
Counselor: “Quit being a smart aleck!” *walks away*
Me: “No, seriously! Which one’s closer: bathroom number one, or bathroom two?”
(The counselor realizes I’m serious, and ponders for a moment an appropriate answer.)
Counselor: “…Number one is standing, number two is sitting.”
Me: “Oh… Oooooohh!”
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