The Number One Spell

(My husband is goofing off and randomly waves his hand around as though he is holding a wand. He pivots and points towards me, lifting his leg up in a weird move, and shouts:)

Husband: “Swish and flick.”

(The two of us proceed to burst out laughing. He then goes to the bathroom and I hear:)

Husband: “Now swish and piss.”