The Number Of Times This Happens…
(I work in a pay-producing third-party company. We have more than 3,000 different clients who count on us to calculate deductions and pay their employees the right net amounts. I work in the department that works with employees. I often receive calls like these, but this one was one of my best mic-drop moments.)
Caller: “I want to know why I pay more taxes this week.”
Me: “It would be my pleasure to verify. Can I have your company ID and your employee number?”
Caller: “I don’t have them. Can’t you look with my name?”
Me: “I am sorry, I can’t. Human error is too much of a risk factor and we don’t want to risk giving your information by mistake to someone who has the same name you do.”
Caller: “Just be careful and ask me something else.”
Me: “I can’t, I am sorry. I can’t even look by name. I need your company ID and with this, I can then add your employee number.”
(She is getting frustrated because she doesn’t want to call her employer for this information or look for a pay statement. She keeps repeating that she can give me other information such as her social security number, address, mother’s maiden name, etc., and she doesn’t want to understand that I CAN’T look any other way.)
Caller: *really sarcastic voice* “I don’t understand how a big company like yours, in this day and age, does not have a security code we can give you as we do with any other companies!”
Me: *in a sweet voice, even though I am starting to get really mad* “We do. We simply call it your company ID and employee number.”
Caller: “UGH!” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?